Re: Laurie

KJC (KJC@CITYSCAPE.CO.UK)
Sat, 8 Jun 1996 12:55:48 +0100

If this will provide you with ranting practice then my work here is done ;-)

>Laurie Anderson is in the office today. I'm all a flutter
Laurie Anderson is in the office today. I'm all a flutter
Laurie Anderson is in the office today. I'm all a flutter

violin\Eventide harmonized solo [8 bars]

L.A. stands on block of ice and calls home [as long as it takes]

remix of 2 aurally challenged octogenerians driving through
mid-west with car alarm [original tape provided by Holly Soloman
Gallery(r.i.p.) in association with Artforum]

video of 8.15am commuter train passing P. Gabriels' Realworld studios
in Wiltshire with theme park overlay.[still waiting]

sound recording of L.A., P.G. etc,scoring tab of acid for the Fugees
so L.A. can create next project.
sound of Fugees incredulity.
L.A. prepares her 'I'm not influenced by commercial music' speech.
P.G. and Tori Amos yawn.

original dat tape of L.A's announcement of forthcoming marriage to
Brian Eno.(Robert Ashley et. al. sober up and call their respective lawyers -
Tod Machover creates a new Hyperinstrument at MIT and buys small country
in anticipation. Out-take: Yo-Yo Ma still trying to learn Machovers' 'cello
commission.

Mimi Johnson apologizes to New York.

L.A. and B.E. arrested and taken to specially designed 'quiet room' at Rykers
Island
( infinite repeat of Alvin Luciers' 'I Am Sitting In A room')

Sol Lewitt, Ravi Shankar\Philip Glass, John Giorno
apologize to the world (slow fade)

For Taylor-
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from kc who would like it to be known that the Macintosh bug in OS (7.1)
reinstated in 7.5.162 after claim by many 'artists' that the bugfix was ruining
their careers (?)

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