_George_: the magazine

Tony Jones (LHL0047@UABDPO.DPO.UAB.EDU)
Mon, 18 Dec 1995 14:33:33 CST

Has anybody seen the Home page for the magazine _George_?
It's got a poll which puts words in the pollees' mouths, & has such
cutting edge info-you-can't-live-without like what Madonna would do
if she were President! Yecch! It's <http://www.georgemag.com>. Enter
at your own risk.

How did John-John come up with such a thing? What was he thinking? Did
he wake up one morning & say, "OK, I'm a rich prettyboy admired by
millions solely on the basis of my parentage, but I want *more.* I
want people to respect me for my *mind.* Oh, but I almost forgot,
those mishaps with the New York State Bar Exam would seem to preclude
anyone taking me seriously as an intellectual. Hmm. Wait! I could
spend some of my millions figureheading a *magazine.* it'll be the, uh,
the *Wired* of politics! Finally, the respect I deserve! At
least, until my genetic imperatives kick in and cause me to run amoke
and brutalize women, anyway..."

(Tony shudders with terror to know that William Kennedy Smith & his
kind go free every day...)

Have a nice day, if you can.

Tony